Remembering old kick-ass jokes before they get forgotten for good..
During the class, a boy comes in late...
teacher: Where have you been?
boy1: on top of Blueberry Hill...
another boy comes in
teacher: Where have you been?
boy2: on top of Blueberry Hill...
another boy comes in
teacher: Where have you been?
boy3: on top of Blueberry Hill...
a girl comes in
teacher: Where have you been? Don't tell me "on top of Blueberry Hill"
girl: i am Blueberry Hill...
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during an ambush interview as an advertisement for Milo...
Interviewer: oh sige, kung makapagbibigay ka ng maganda at unique na acronym para sa MILO, mabibigyan ka ng 5,000 pesos.
Ale: Masarap Inumin Lasang Ovaltin
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During a rehearsal for a Christmas presentation, a boy playing the role of Joseph completely ruins the script by not remembering his line and giving inappropriate adlibs. He's been cajoled by the teacher many times, but to no avail. The teacher has decided to give him the role of the owner of the inn since there's only 2 words to say: None, sorry.
During the presentation, everybody was enjoying and the play was doing good so far.. when mary and joseph reached the inn, knocked on the door, and asked the owner for an available room, the answer was quick... "yes, plenty."
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girl: mirror mirror on the wall, make my boobs as big as soccer balls
mirror: ching! wish granted
(the girl got what she wanted...)
boy: mirror mirror on the wall, make my penis reach the floor
mirror: ching! okay
(the boy's legs got shorter)
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